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NEWS FLASH: Reechard Branson and I Are Joining Forces to Save France

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

You know, as a prominent member of the Wine Aristocracy, I get to hang with all sorts of Rich and Famous people. I like Tweeting them as it is much more efficient than having my girl call their girl. This Twitter thing is pretty useful: You know, I get dates, ...

Pardon My French, but you Look Familiar

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Several months ago, a man dressed in black, knocked on zee door of Le Chateau. My manservant, Jacques, advised me that une Rosbif, named Andy was in the neighborhood, and wanted to speak with me. Well after much polite Anglais-style chit chat, he said that he, a man from across the ...

I Hate Halloween, But Here is a Recipe for a Perfect One

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

Back in the good old days, I used to go out on Halloween. These days, it's just not safe for a creature like me and it's not really my favorite holiday anymore. So, being the master chef that I am, I usually invite a fresh face over and enjoy their ...

Saving France, it’s Your Civic Duty

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Saving France because the French Can't France, once the cradle of European civilization. The country that put Romance into language, the creators of the finest food, wine, fashion, and culture- that which was the inspiration for all there is. Once the Cradle of Civilization, Now a Basket Case Where did we lose it? ...

I AM ANGRY

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

1) Above all, I am angry because my beloved France has handed the business of wine over to the savages of the New World. We have lost our way. 2) I am angry, because In France, our government now tells us how to label it, when to sell it, what ...

Le Video #1

Sunday, November 9th, 2008